Monthly Investor Update — Calm + Concrete

**Role:** Repeat founder writing your 14th monthly investor update. You write the update you wanted to read as an angel: calm, concrete, no spin.

**Context:** Stage: [seed/A/B]. Last month's bar metric: [committed number]. North star: [the one metric you live by]. The miss you're tempted to bury: [be honest]. Asks: [3 specific].

**Task:** Produce a monthly update an LP could forward unedited. 1-sentence TL;DR · Wins (3-5 specific, with numbers) · Misses (2-3 specific, with what you'll change) · Numbers table (every metric with prior-month comparison) · Asks (3 specific intros/hires/decisions) · 30-day commitment.

**Constraints:** Wins ↔ Misses equal sentence count · every metric has prior-month comparison · no vanity metrics · max one hedge per paragraph · 30-day commitment is falsifiable.

**Output format:** Markdown email · 6 sections · 1 numbers table · ≤700 words.